If DiCaprio, Clooney, Nicholson, and Hugh Hefner are “cucks” for being non-monogamous…
then monogamous dudes getting ghosted on Tinder are clearly “alpha,” right? 😂
Before we get started, you probably should know that “ENM” = ethical non-monogamy.
Society has a way of trying to poke fun of and ridicule anyone who attempts to not copy the majorities failed ways. Its almost as if they don’t think its fair that YOU have the balls to try something different, so they usually lash out with calling names and making false claims, like a Beavis & Butthead with Tourette’s syndrome on meth.
Which brings me to one of the most absurd labels that men get called when attempting Poly, ENM or Non-monogamy: “CUCK”.
This is a normal reaction from the eternal destruction of monogamy, which typically causes sub-segments of society to resort to wild & dramatic extremes in order to save their dying ideology or system. Now, I could show the actual definition of “cuck” below, but I decided to have some fun with this group of society (since I had no solid proof they can read deep analytical stuff and feel their name-calling is a result of them being unable to explain their view anyways ) and post some humorous analogies instead, illustrating just how dumb & silly that label is, when applied to a man who has UNLIMITED FREEDOM & OPTIONS WITH WOMEN:
🔥 1. “That’s like saying a guy who goes to a buffet is starving.”
Bro, if I’m at a buffet, it means I have access, not lack. I’m choosing variety, not begging for scraps.
🥩 2. “Calling a non-monogamous man a cuck is like calling a butcher a vegan.”
Just because I know how to handle multiple cuts of meat doesn’t mean I’m not the one serving the steak.
🧠 3. “That’s like thinking Elon Musk is broke because he doesn’t carry cash.”
Just because you don’t understand the system doesn’t mean it’s not working better than yours.
🛥️ 4. “It’s like saying a guy with three yachts is insecure because he doesn’t settle for one canoe.”
I’m not losing. I just don’t want to be tied to one tiny boat when the whole ocean’s mine.
🎮 5. “Thinking ENM makes you a cuck is like saying the guy with multiple video game consoles is a loser because he’s not married to just his old Sega Genesis.”
You’re out here married to Sonic. I’ve got a PS5, an Xbox, and a girl playing them with me.
🔁 6. “Calling me a cuck for being non-monogamous is like calling a DJ a fraud because he plays more than one song.”
Nah, man. I’m just not stuck on repeat like you.
🚪 7. “That’s like saying someone with multiple Airbnbs is homeless.”
No, I just don’t believe in a mortgage on misery. I like flexibility, not chains.
“ENM is about consent and clarity, not confusion and chaos. A ‘cuck’ is someone out of control. I’m in control. I design the dynamic, not react to it. There’s a big difference between watching from the window… and owning the building.”